Lapsusy

Tagi:    życie    humor

Na razie krótko, może później dodam coś więcej. Trzy lapsusy, w tym dwa z kościoła.

I. (dawno temu już) Poniedziałek Wielkanocny. Ksiądz na rozpoczęcie mszy:
Dzisiaj obchodzimy drugi dzień Zmarchwiwstusa.
Ciekawe złożenie, nie?
II. (dzisiaj) Ksiądz przy ogłoszeniach:
13 sierpnia każdego miesiąca odbywa się w naszym kościele apel jasnogórski.
Tutaj moje pytanie: kiedy jest 13 sierpnia każdego miesiąca, tzn. jaki konkretnie to dzień tygodnia, bo chętnie bym się wybrał? :)
III. (TVN Turbo) Jakiś ekspert odnośnie Toyoty Yaris:
Pojemność bagażnika to 200 litrów, ale po przesunięciu tylnej kanapy zwiększa się do 300 litrów, czyli o jedną trzecią.
Pure mathematics.

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